Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.