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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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