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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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