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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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