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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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