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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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