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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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