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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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