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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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