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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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