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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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