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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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