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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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