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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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