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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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