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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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