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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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