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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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