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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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