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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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