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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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