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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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