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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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