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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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