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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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