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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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