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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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