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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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