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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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