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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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