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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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