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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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