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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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