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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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