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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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