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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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