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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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