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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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