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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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