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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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