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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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