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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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