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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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