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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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