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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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