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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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