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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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