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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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