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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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