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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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