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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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