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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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