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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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