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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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