Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.