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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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