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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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