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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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