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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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