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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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