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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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